Obama's Birth Certificate, Birther Mystery Solved

 

Glenn,

We've spoken before. I'm going to give you a freebie. My source is confidential.
Obama's mother was in Kenya, pregnant with Obama. Her parents in Hawaii kept bugging her to fly home to Hawaii to be sure The Baby Jesus was born there. She screwed around and was too late, giving birth in Kenya. She then panicked and flew home with little Obama (a few days old). Her parents told her to immediately contact a local doctor in Hawaii and tell that doctor that she had had the baby at home, in Hawaii. The doctor obliged, and caused the birth certificate to be made out, but it is stamped HOME BIRTH. If you ever get a true copy, you'll see.

Good luck,

3-28-2011